jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

(Source: fullmetaljackit)

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

32chainz:

my mum just shouted “yolo!!” from the kitchen and i heard plates smash

(Source: oreooficial)

carypm:

dragqueenmerlin:

Just received my size 50 knitting needles in the mail, and I’m pretty sure these are weapons, not craft making tools

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The cat’s face

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: hunterandrewpence)