strawberry-taffy:

my tiny worrisome asian mother strikes again (part 1)

turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit

(Source: matthejew)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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pokebae:

when u realize u sent an important text to the wrong person

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pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

effington:

I was taking a pano of the sky and he ran around me